Wow, that was intense.
Intense like sarcasm on a bright sunny day
a whistle in the middle of a check out line.
Everybody looks up to see which jackass is whistling
until they realize it's all in their empty heads.
Standing in line with a box of fat free English muffins
and carb smart ice cream
scratching their over weight asses, wondering why they're still fat.
Maybe it's because it's not so fat free if you eat the whole package,
or scarf down the entire pint of ice cream.
I'm not fat negative
but it sounds like these chunksters aren't so fat positive, either
if they're buying shit from the diet isle.
It's a scam, darlings.
The only way to lose weight is to cut your calories
and exercise.
Even then, you will never ever look like Pamela Anderson
or Brad Pitt.
You are stuck in the world of average, and unless you have the money for
operations upon operations...
You are fucking stuck that way.